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Chuck Norris Reads 'Facts' About Himself

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Chuck Norris' facts are so powerful that only Chuck himself can read them.

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My favorites from the list (none of which were mentioned):

-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
-When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-What's the last thing to go through the mind of someone fighting Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris' foot.

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Reply#1 - Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:04 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors. It only has walls that he walks through.

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#1.1 - Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:04 PM EDT
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