
Chuck Norris' facts are so powerful that only Chuck himself can read them.
My favorites from the list (none of which were mentioned):
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
-When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-What's the last thing to go through the mind of someone fighting Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris' foot.
Chuck Norris' house has no doors. It only has walls that he walks through.
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